NEW CHELSEA MANAGER

Finally the new manager is with us! He is Andre Villas Boas. Okay, you've never heard of him. He probably doesn't even speak English. That's what a lot of people thought... that we'd probably have one long season ahead of us. Broken English and broken promises. But I've done some research. He won four trophies last season with Porto, and he won the league with Porto by 21 clear points above second place - and he IS FLUENT in English! He is a "cultured" man and probably speaks English better than a lot of his critics. But let's see if he can speak some good sense at Stamford Bridge - and bring in some fresh Blue Blood, starting maybe with:

1. Neymar, from Santos
2. Luka Modric, from Tottenham
3. Romelu Lukaku, from Anderlecht
4. Carlos Tevez, from Manchester City
5. Kaka, from Real Madrid
6. Wesley Sneijder, from Inter Milan.